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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."

"I asked my pusher for something to burn that would get me stoned. He gave me the Koran."

"Spider-Man Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can Spins a web Any size Catches thieves Eats those guys Hey wait Don't do that Spider-Man"

"How British is Adele ? She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is ."

"A man walks into the library... ... And he asks the librarian if they have any books on suicide. The librarian replies ""You can sod of, you won't bring it back!"""

"Today someone told me that they run into things a lot So I told them that they should walk more"

"A guy follows a cute girl into an elevator. They enter the elevator and he asks her ""Are you going down?"". She says no. Then he asks ""Would you like to?"""

"When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood. Neat huh!"

"I asked a Jewish girl her number She said she didn't have one, but could give me her grandfather's."

"What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch? It gets a lil' kick. :)"