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Joke of the Day
"What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters? The Post Office"
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"I was expelled from school during pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."
"I like my coffee like I like my minorities... ... I don't."
"So I just preordered a Jet Black IPhone.. Lol jk"
"Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill? Because he was dead"
"Guys; You know you need to lose weight when your girlfriend is always wanting to suck on your titties."
"My first day in prison & my giant cell-mate wants to play house. He asks me if I want to be Mama or Papa. I tell him I'll be Papa. ""Ok Papa. Now get over here and suck Mama's dick."""
"Map Makers Are Perverts Give those guys an inch, and they'll make it a mile"
"Three Signs You're Getting Older I was told that there were three signs that you are getting older. The first is senility And I forget the other two."
"You're so fat, you could sell shade."