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Joke of the Day

"I would lose weight ... But I hate losing ..."

"Trees have done a lot of shady things in their lives."

"Women want to be equal to men in every aspect except dating. You all want the same positions in the rest of the world but still expect to be wined and dined. How about steaks and bjs for the guys."

"How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear. "

"Did you hear about the snail who used to be shipped around the world in wooden crates? He was ex-cargo."

"Two man are walking across a bridge. One of them fell... The other was called Bob"

"Man I love watching women's curling in the Olympics. It's the only time I get to drink beer while cheering on women sweeping and no one slaps me."

"What do you call a slave snickers bar Sniggers"

"LPT: If you feel too cold, and can't afford central heating ...Just stand in a corner of your house. They are usually ~ 90"

"A teacher and her student practice counting Teacher: OK now, 61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69...what comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash That student was sent home"