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Joke of the Day

"What did the window say when it was cracked? Well this is a pane in my glass."

"I just had an AMAZING salad at McDonalds. The toppings I chose were 4 big macs & 10 chicken mc nuggets with 9 sweet & sour packs as dressing"

"Oh I thought you said VANILLA folder. Haha classic mix up. Seriously though take your folder it's melting."

"I just threw a football through a tire swing and now I'm in first place in the NFC South?"

"I got fired from my job as a bingo caller... apparently ""A meal for two with a terrible view"" was a pathetic way to announce the number 69."

"Ebola walks into a bar.... ....and all of West Africa"

"What do rioting jewish people throw? Mazel tov cocktails"

"I got into an awkward situation by having an erection at the office. I was hard at work."

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Big tits."

"How does Frodo make his own food? Through Frodosynthesis"