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Joke of the Day
"My favorite pickup line is when a guy just slides an order of mozzarella sticks towards me."
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"What do you call a penis shaped wand? A Magic Johnson."
"My colleague was fired for stealing printer cartridges He was caught magenta handed."
"The bakers A man walks into a bakers, points at something in the display and asks ""Is that a doughnut? or a meringue?"" The baker says ""No you're right it's a doughnut."""
"A man walks in to a bar... And murders all the redditers who have Posted a man walks in to a bar joke. Ouch"
"Why is 7 afraid of 8? It's not, numbers don't have emotions."
"The answer to the question, ""do these jeans still fit"" depends on whether or not I actually have to sit down at any point."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers haven't I ?"
"I wish my laundry was more like protein... so it would fold itself!"
"What's the difference between a camel and a Russian? A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking."