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Joke of the Day

"A Pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says to the pirate, 'do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?' The pirate says, 'Arrrrrgh! It's drivin' me nuts!'"

"Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs? In case he gets a hole-in-one"

"What did Billy Mays do on 12/31/1998 Partied like it's 19.99!"

"How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar? Not even the pool table has balls"

"What is the difference between Santa and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney."

"Job interview with the NSA Applicant: Would you like references? NSA: We have everything we need. App: You guys! NSA: I know, right!"

"Try our curry, you'll never get better I don't get what's so funny about it, do you mind explaining it like I'm 5?"

"Watch 'Titanic' backwards and it's the feel-good story of a ship that rescues a bunch of drowning swimmers and takes them on a dream cruise."

"What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts? Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent ""Rax on, Rax off"""

"What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas? A popsicle!"