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Joke of the Day

"Apparently people are using smart phones instead of credit cards now. I tried this but my cocaine was very lumpy."

"How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week? Just Juan"

"Me: Im still mad at you for last night Hub: Well Today is the 1st. Which means that happened last month. Which means youre being ridiculous"

"WHAT DO WE WANT? If you have to ask, we're not telling you! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? We don't know! -Women's protest rally."

"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. ..the Welshman, Northern Irishman and the Englishman were meant to tag along but they went to the Euros."

"What do you call a rapping egg? Over-easy E"

"Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x."

"In light of Jeremy Clarkson's recent firing from BBC... If James May quits in return we will all be in dis-May."

"What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan."

"Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral? One less drunken Irishman"