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Joke of the Day

"Why was Lara Croft sad? Because her career was in ruins"

"Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia? Because he was Snowden."

"Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers? Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian"

"What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg? An abortion with home sickness."

"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can't sit down!"

"Where do boxers punch each other the most? In the ring."

"Maybe if we press ""2"" for Spanish, we'll actually get someone that speaks English better then the person on the ""1"" line."

"You know you're a Star Trek fan when you... hate Voyager and you've only seen every episode one time."

"*interrupts dinner ""IS THAT CLOCK REALLY YOUR GRANDFATHER!?"""

"Two guys walked in a bar and said.. The Game."