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Joke of the Day
"Why was Lara Croft sad? Because her career was in ruins"
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"Two kinds of girls There are two kinds of girls in the world: Girls with big tits...and girls that get in the way when I'm trying to look at 'em !!"
"What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn? Ebo-wling"
"Neuroscientists have discovered a commonly-consumed food which nearly eliminates the female sex drive. Wedding cake."
"Whenever I go bowling.... I enter my name as ""3 testicles"". That way, occasionally the monitor says ""Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!"""
"Your hair turns white when you get old for evolutionary reasons. Predators leave you alone if they think you're a wizard"
"Two Muffins Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says to the second, ""Is it getting hot in here?"" The second muffin says ""AAAAHHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"""
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because It was eggshausted"
"What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ? This is no joke."
"If 4 out of 5 suffers from Diarrhea Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?"