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Joke of the Day

"Why did the English major break up with the pilot? Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over."

"Soviet Valentine's Day You are the hammer to my sickle."

"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Reposted. No? OK. Concentrated."

"What do you call oral sex with a fresh corpse? A David Blowie."

"I don't bite the hand that feeds me. I lightly suck the thumb."

"Video games and dicks What's the difference between video games and dicks? Video games take longer to beat."

"83% of white folks stressing about their court dates are referring to tennis."

"Dear clear high heels, Thank you for helping me figure out who's a stripper and who's not."

"Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!!"

"Statistically speaking... 6/7 dwarfs aren't happy."