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Joke of the Day

"83% of white folks stressing about their court dates are referring to tennis."

"Sarc... ...It is my second favorite asm. (And nobody fucking fainted)"

"I emailed my ex-girlfriend ""Are you still alive"" and she emailed back ""No"" which made me sad but also excited that they have email in hell."

"Motion to rename biological clock ""restless egg syndrome."""

"Why was the Icelandic football player called into his manager's office? He had a cavity."

"I'll always be here for you ... Unless we run out of beer, and someone has some over there. Then I'll be over there for you."

"I just got married to a young woman from Thailand and she told me that a small penis is okay. I still wish she didn't have one though."

"As an Asian male, I'm offended by the stereotype that we're bad drivers and have small penises. I am an excellent driver."

"*you see a bear approaching* ""quick play dead!"" *bear runs up to you* ""OH GOD. WHO DID THIS TO YOU. ANSWER ME. WHO DID THIS TO YOUUUU"""

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh"