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Joke of the Day

"When I see a person with facial tattoos, I also know that I will see them in handcuffs if I follow them around long enough."

"Woman sends emotional text that's 5 paragraphs long. Man responds with ""k."" Woman spontaneously combusts."

"What's the most awkward U.S state? O....Hi!.....o....."

"England doesn't have kidney banks, but it has a Liverpool."

"Hear about the state-of-the-art amputation device? All I know is it's pretty cutting edge..."

"Met a girl recently. Her ex was named terry. Made a bad joke and just like the Oregon Trail my game died from dysentery."

"I Can see the future, Donald Trump wins the election This post made with **Internet Explorer**"

"If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about."

"Were you raised on a farm? Cause you sure do know how to raise a cock."

"Why are hunters good love-makers? They always go deep in the bush, they can shoot more than once, and eat what they shoot."