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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cat give birth at the park? Because the sign at the park said ""Fine for Littering"""
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"How do you say unicorn in Spanish? Unamaize"
"How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg? Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg."
"What phone etiquette?! You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice."
"I've nicknamed my grandad Spiderman. He doesn't have any superpowers, he just can't climb out of the bath."
"What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy? A steel"
"Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad he croaks if you even touch him !"
"How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report? Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it."
"I'm a really green person, but only because I hate the oceans."
"Caesar salads are prepared differently than garden salads...Notably, the head of lettuce is first attacked by 40-50 knife-wielding senators."