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Joke of the Day
"My dog's got no ""O""s. - How does it spell? - ""dg""."
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"Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box? She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling ""Lie to me, lie to me!"""
"A fat Man is a joke... AND a fat woman is two jokes- one on herself and the other on her husband."
"How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas? he raps his presents"
"If I was a boss anywhere my job interviews would consist of only one question: who do you play as in Mario Kart"
"The last time I checked, I was a weirdo. Let me check again. Yep, still a weirdo."
"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used."
"You can be the most beautiful woman on the planet but if you can't cook don't worry I can"
"How are women like KFC? After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in"