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Joke of the Day
"My dog's got no ""O""s. - How does it spell? - ""dg""."
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"*kid opens Easter egg* *egg begins beeping* ""Dad why's it ticking"" SON NO THAT'S FROM THE- *egg explodes* *sheds tear* Middle-Easter bunny"
"You know who I hate the most? Indian givers. No wait, I take that back."
"How not to be funny. /r/funny"
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is a hardware problem."
"As kid, It was always easy to find the black kids on the playground... They were always hanging around the monkey bars."
"Objects on twitter may appear funnier than they are."
"What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!"
"Eli5 What is it like being six."
"What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows? Tetris"