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Joke of the Day
"Palpatine what was your involvement in 9/11? Flew it."
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"[2048] President Khaleesi Smith decrees that the words of the Star Spangled Banner will be changed to ""Land of the fleek & home of the bae"""
"Que tipo de oso es muy desconocido? El misterioso! I'll see myself out now..."
"I dressed up for Halloween today.. I went as someone who suffers from dyslexia"
"How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high."
"If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... ...does a hipster buy it's album? Not mine but I love it."
"My Asian friend said he had erection anxiety... I said: ""what do you mean?"" He said: ""I don't want to see the dick rise to power."""
"I heard ""...and that's when the fight started."" jokes today for the first time. What's your best one?"
"CALL AN AMBULANCE!? NO WAY! that old lady is DEFINITELY unconscious. here, go start my car. I'm gonna go wipe the prints off our frisbee."
"Why was Mussolini never invited to parties? He was always fascistly late."