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Joke of the Day
"Palpatine what was your involvement in 9/11? Flew it."
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"So I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin! Get in the batmobile"""
"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!"
"[Star Wars Episode VII scene] Princess Leia: I love you Han. Han Solo: *favs but doesn't reply*"
"I've been clean for 47 days I'm taking daily baths but it's okay because I've been using heroin to cope."
"Why did the Soviet union fail? Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P"
"No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II. I mean, there were red flags everywhere."
"I would like to tell you guys a joke... ...but I'd rather keep it about the film."
"As hillbillies age, they're called hillwilliams."