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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? You wipe it off and say sorry."
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"I told my friends I found my Lasik surgeon on Yelp and they were horrified. Or interested, I'm not sure, I can't make out faces so well."
"How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichihuahua"
"How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way."
"On Pedophile Opposite Day they go to army bases to have sex with Majors."
"You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb."
"Why did darren willson quickscope michael brown? He was black."
"Eyebrow gaps are so much more important than thigh gaps"
"""knock knock"" whos there ""orange"" orange who ""orange u glad im not a banana?"" .... MARTHA THERES A RACIST ORAMGE AT THE DOOR DO I LET HIM IN"
"Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline."