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Joke of the Day
"I'm straight but not ""get my alibi"" straight."
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"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."
"I have a great 90's joke! Not!!"
"My food pyramid is a cup of coffee sitting on a pack of cigarettes."
"Ted Cruz is going to be in a movie Dummy Does Dallas"
"My friend stabbed me with a pencil, I guess you could say I got the point."
"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair."
"A redneck looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says, ""how does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?"" ""not bad,"" replies Juan,""after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new"""
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuckup cunts"
"Colin Firth has a younger brother named Colin Thecond"