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Joke of the Day
"Charles Dickens walks into a bar He orders a martini. The bartender asks, ""Olive or twist?"""
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"what do you get when you cross a rabbit and an ant? Bugs Bunny."
"Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons."
"Black men should stop having sex with black hookers That's black on black crime"
"I swear that apple puts something in new iPhones that attracts them to concrete."
"Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society? Their motto is ""be prepared"""
"Jackpot is like regular pot, but with a questionable added ingredient..."
"What does a polite pirate say? Chivalry-Timbers!"
"What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use? A Li-ion battery."
"Day 1 of tea instead of coffee I was ready to kill myself, but now on the fourth day, I'm ready to kill others"