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Joke of the Day

"My wife has the cutest crow's feet. And the strongest little crow beak. My wife is a crow. Her name is Leah."

"It costs today's parents $235,000 to raise a child. And that's just for the alcohol."

"Why shouldn't you have sex with Linux users? Open sores."

"They agreed upon 'almond milk' when the original name flavoured nut water was rejected by test audiences, for whatever reason..."

"Why do gingers hang out with black people? Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!"

"What's the difference between tired and exhausted? When you run in front of a car, you get tired When you run behind a car, you get exhausted."

"What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun."

"My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!"

"Friends and lovers may come and go but allergies are forever."

"My first original joke. What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?? It fro's up."