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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in your laundry."

"What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command? Present Alms!"

"My ex sent me a picture to remind of what I'm giving up. I sent her a picture of my new girl so she knows I don't give a f*ck..."

"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws ? Outlaws are wanted"

"What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? boeing boeing boeing"

"[my original] Why have human fossils never been found in Iran? Because homos in Iran do not exist."

"I'm an atheist with a god-complex... ...which explains why all my highschool teachers always said I never believed in myself."

"Are you alone? Because you're showing high interest."

"Why does Japan love Obama? He is first Barack president."

"Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)"