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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in your laundry."
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"Testicle. It's life in a nutshell."
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"The Game You just lost."
"I'm going to change my name to Sparta so when I get introduced to people they can say ""This is Sparta."""
"I walked 10 miles today. I knew I shouldn't have let my dad name my dog."
"Unexpectedly meeting a celebrity is cool, unless.... It's Chris Hansen."
"What does an Arab do after riding his camel? He has a cigarette!"
"I love the metric system. It's the best by an absolute 1.6km"
"What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ? Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ..."