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Joke of the Day

"Superman is using his supervision... And sees Wonder Woman lying naked in her bed! He breaks through her window and picks her up. ""Surprised?"" He asks. ""Not as surprised as invisible man!"""

"Where would men be without women? The Garden of Eden"

"A nice pick-up line I made up Hey are you from Brazil? Because I'm trying to score with you seven times."

"What runs faster? Hot or cold? Hot because everyone can catch a cold!"

"A 12 year old posts a selfie, 37 RTs and 1013 likes. I post a selfie, I lose 18 followers and my family disowns me."

"She: 5 mins babe He: Ok *discovers a new planet* *travels to it* *discovers life* *returns back* He: Ready? She: 5 mins babe"

"Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No that story's just a lot of hogwash."

"How to build a nested list 1) Start like this A) Then do this Bird: I live here now 2) Make sure to get the bird out Bird: NO"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you!"

"I failed my spelling test I got an F for f-ort."