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Joke of the Day

"Canada plans on removing the polar bear from the Tonnie. And replace it with two gay deer, it's called two fucking bucks."

"I recently got fired from a calender factory All i did was take a day off"

"What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it? Tennish"

"A couple of crows were in prison the other day... They were held for attempted murder."

"""Don't worry. I'll hold your stuff, you just worry about making friends."" --Cargo Pants."

"What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke? Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"A vegan girl told me that, ""If you eat beef, you're basically a velociraptor."" In what world is that not totally awesome."

"It's kinda like i'm a shopaholic but with alcohol instead of clothes."

"Why do Mexicans eat beans? so they can take bubble baths."

"How do you make a rave party in Africa? You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling."