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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world: people who pee in the shower and liars."

"""Hey were you born on a highway?"" Kevin asked. Kevin continued, ""Because that's where accidents happen."""

"My sex life and gaming life are pretty similar. I play a lot of single player."

"Wife: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? Husband: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money."

"Sorry, I can't go. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time? :)"

"TIL Dr Dre adopted a child from Mexico The child calls him his ""PaDre"""

"How do you find the fastest man in Africa? Roll a penny down a hill."

"Why did the Canadian die after eating at an Olive Garden in Texas? He ordered ""eh bowl a"" soup."

"How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets? You Snoop, Dogg."

"Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96? Would #69 be too offensive?"