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Joke of the Day
"I just sneezed so violently, I think it qualifies as an ab workout. (Screw you, I'm counting it.)"
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"Click Baited...and outsmarted...and generally out played.. i miss u paul. <3"
"What do a tomato and a gay quadriplegic have in common? They are both fruits that are kind of like vegetables."
"What are four ways of spreading information that begins with ""tel""? Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman."
"How does a Jew make beer? He brews."
"How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick."
"Q. What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge"
"What do you call a midget fortune teller who kills his customers? A small medium at large."
"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia."
"Say what you want about the Make-a-Wish foundation At least they can work to a deadline"