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Joke of the Day
"Why do pedophiles LOVE twenty eight year old boys? Because, DUDE, there's 20 of them!"
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"Having sex is like multiplying numbers together If they're under 13, just do them in your head."
"Pete and Marco Rubio are on a boat. Pete falls off. Who is left? Marco Rubio"
"If contraception is birth control... ... abortion is birth control-alt-delete."
"I remember when ""Something's eating up data."" meant that guy from Star Trek was deeply troubled."
"what did the call the time travelling cyborg who had a weak bladder urinator"
"I heard a Freudian slip once... He broke both his arms."
"What's the difference between a toilet and a sink? Titanic didn't toilet."
"An old man was sitting there trying to dook 1 out... His dooker was all empty, void of a duke. As he, sat there and peed, shat free, he re,alized, that he, was, ""squeezin for no reason"""
"""Predators are essential for a healthy ecosystem,"" I explained as I released a bobcat into the airduct"