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Joke of the Day

"It's 2016, I don't need to set my clocks back manually I just have my Negro James do it for me."

"When I see a reality show, I can't decide which sucks more. Reality or the show."

"Me: So if I call Canada it's billed as international? Phone rep: Yes. Cuz Canada is a country. Me: You should hear how ridiculous you sound."

"Told my daughter I was into incest... She's taking it pretty hard..."

"A Call for Assistance by Linda Hand"

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney."

"How did the burglary tournament work? it was a round robbin'"

"Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he's a whistleblower."

"I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV(RTV) and play nothing but music videos"

"What do you call the surgical procedure for a female to male sex change? An Addadicktome."