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Joke of the Day

"I handed a blind guy a sheet of sandpaper. He said he couldn't read the fine print."

"What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around? A private investigator."

"Coming Out Girl: Dad Dad: yeah? Girl; I have Bad News Dad: What Is It Sweetie?? Girl: I'm A Lesbian... Dad: Ok... Other Sister: I'm Lesbian Too Dad: Does Anyone In This Family Like Boys!!! Son; I Do"

"I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong in so many levels."

"My horse was way more aggressive than usual today it threw me off"

"I posted a joke via USPS... ...not sure if it was their fault or mine, but the delivery of the punchline was completely botched."

"One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. They had to sit in their own pew."

"TIL that if you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end... You would die."

"My religious, conservative upbringing taught me that poor people are lazy and the rich are giving. Real life taught me the opposite."

"ram diljale janakpur"