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Joke of the Day
"Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon? Rattata"
Next Joke
"Finding Nemo 2? I swear, if that kid gets lost again Finding Nemo 3 better be where child services locks the dad up for extreme negligence."
"Holy crap! I forgot to have coffee today! What else did I forget? WHERE IS MY BABY?!? Wait, do I have one of those? DO I HAVE A BABY?!?"
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor"
"Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you"
"What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby."
"""why do they have such a nice house?"" -- my review of every movie"
"Star Wars Spoilers You clicked on this? Seriously? What is wrong with you?"
"I was going to tell a joke about amnesia But for the life of me, I can't seem to remember it!"
"What Hillary's word for a bribe? Pay her and she'll speak to you about it."