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Joke of the Day
"Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon? Rattata"
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"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? One has strings, the other has straaangs."
"My music preferences range between something your grandma would listen to, to something that could potentially kill her."
"Coffee Joke [OC] So the coffee asked the creamer, ""Are you outraged by our working conditions too, or do you support management?"" The creamer replied, ""I'm half and half."" ^^^I'm ^^^Sorry."
"How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb? OVER 9000"
"My credit card is like a fat persons scale It's maxed out"
"Did you hear about the new Fairy BDSM book? Fifty Shades of Fae."
"I just watched ""the Martian"" - What an unrealistic movie... ...Sean Bean survives."
"Did you hear about Medusa's short lived stand up career? She always faced a tough crowd."
"aw, the tsa confiscated my toothpaste before my flight. looks like i'm brushing my teeth with all these knives and gunpowder instead"