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"Show me on this doll where the bad man gave you a skewed perspective of a female body"
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"Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !"
"Why do all zombies have sprained ankles?"
"What did the man quietly say to himself after farting in a crowded elevator? Thanks a lot, asshole."
"What's green and has wheels? The grass. I lied about the wheels."
"Bitty and Belly are sitting on the sidewalk A Mercedes drives by and its horn plays a familiar melody. Bitty asks, ""Is that from a movie?"" Belly replies, ""No, it's a car tune."""
"What's brown and sticky? a stick."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To watch the mason lay a brick."
"What's the biggest Jewish conundrum? Free Bacon!"
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