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Joke of the Day
"What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick? Nah brah, tadah brah!"
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"I'll bet Vampire Kiddies enjoy scabs as much as human Kids love pudding skin"
"When the doctor prescribed the millennium a medical dog he was surprised the patient asked ""how do i smoke it"""
"We just hired an ex-con, who was in for tax evasion, to do our landscaping And I must say he is terrific at cutting the corners."
"What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer? One of them is a swift tailor."
"Why do the sharks only swim in salt water? ......because they would sneeze in pepper water."
"When I quit my job I'm going to barge into my boss's office, slam my gun and badge on his desk, and storm out of this Arby's forever."
"What is Niglish? You're an asshole. Just go away."
"What does Donald Trump tell Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? *Attire.*"