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Joke of the Day

"This crime scene tape strung between two lampposts is NOT the finish line & these policemen are NOT cheering me on to a glorious victory :("

"Sorry I asked for a rim job... ... it was only tongue in cheek."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Cigarette, and you take him for a drag."

"What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships!"

"A man put a sail on his bike... He was gone with the Schwinn."

"Do you like Christmas? Then why don't you merry it?"

"I got fired from a suicide hotline Apparently they look down upon reverse psychology."

"Scary Story Told In Only Five Words Your browser history is public!"

"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers To be honest, I should have seen the signs."

"CAPS LOCK ON caps lock off CAPS LOCK ON caps lock off - Mr Miyagi [2014]"