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Joke of the Day
"What did the lesbian vampires say to each other? Seeya next month!"
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"I used to cry when my dad chopped onions. Onions was a good dog, I miss him."
"A Mick and Wop walk into a sub shop One orders the Italian, the other orders a filthy stinking drunk."
"What country has the loosest regulations on incest? Google was no help, any idea?"
"""Enough with the boys, I need a real man..."" ...I said to myself while taking out the batteries from my Game Boy and putting them into a vibrator."
"So anyway, one of my favorite pastimes is not drowning."
"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Nice belt. :)"
"When did Anakin Skywalker become a mohel? When he cut through the Force-kin."
"Teacher- ""Are you chewing boy?!!..."" ""This is the worst blowjob i received all day"""
"Old people, when you say ""the good ol' days,"" do you mean during the draft, or when black people had separate bathrooms?"