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Joke of the Day
"I got arrested for playing chess in the street.. I said its because im black isnt it"
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"Forget the wheel.... ...Jesus take my final!"
"What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy? A heir cut"
"If you like the song ""Red Red Wine"" then U B 40."
"Did you hear about the ointment... Did you hear about the ointment that couldn't stop talking about politics? When confronted, he said he was just trying to be topical."
"Yesterday a guy knocked on my door to ask for a small donation for an aquatic center being built in my town.. So I gave him a glass of water"
"I went up to Serena Williams. I said, ""Serena, what's your favourite planet?"" She said, ""It's Venus."" I said, ""Oh sorry, Venus, what's your favourite planet?"""
"I used to race motorcycles. Man, those things are a lot faster than me."
"do not be racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"Apparently they're removing the essay section from the SAT Now it's just going to be called the T."