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Joke of the Day
"Word of the day: exhaustipated. Too tired to give a shit."
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"Never look at the guy riding a unicycle, you're giving him what he wants"
"There should be a store for women in their 40's who try to dress like their children called Forever Inappropriate."
"How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."
"Say ""Rise Up Lights"" out loud You just said ""Razor Blades"" in an Australian accent"
"What math class should feminists take? Triggernomics"
"In St. Louis right now, thought this was appropriate: How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1"
"I may make a lot of typos when I text, but in my defense, I do have to look at the road sometimes."
"Stephen Tyler looks like he's made from leftover pieces of Mickey Rourke."
"Pepsi and Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along. Pffftt."