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Joke of the Day

"Word of the day: exhaustipated. Too tired to give a shit."

"Some people are only alive in this world because I really don't want to be someone's b!tch in prison"

"If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic."

"I had a friend in a wheelchair but i had to let him go Now hes going downhill fast"

"The researchers didn't want to give their years of AI research to a younger team. But eventually, they decided to pass the torch"

"It's so cold outside... I just saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!"

"I don't understand why people make jokes out of 9/11 Those jokes are just plane wrong"

"I showed an old lady my balls when I was at church today... It was a sacrilegious thing to do."

"I came up with a hilarious joke about fermat But the margin was too small to contain it"

"my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems"