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"Why Adolf Hitler is a bank robber? Because he is a Dollar Thief."
"Love will tear us apart. Also, bears, wolves and some other woodland creatures."
"What do you call the Spanish Government? Juan Republic"
"Want to know how to make your PC faster? Paint it black."
"Life advice: 1.Never be afraid to say what's on your mind 2.Never be afraid to do what's on your mind 3.Don't take life advice on Twitter"
"Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles."
"Jared Fogle gets sentenced 15 1/2 years in prison At least he'll still be able to enjoy footlongs"
"There are some horrible bastards about I heard a cat crying outside my door and I saw 4 blokes in Chelsea shirts playing football with it I was just about to phone the RSPCA when the cat went 1- 0 up"
"Me: I'm nervous about mingling at the party Wife: Just talk about stuff anyone can relate to [Party] Me: HI I UNDERSTAND YOU TOO ARE HUMAN"