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Joke of the Day
"If you are here - who is running hell?"
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"Australian politics"
"[Being kidnapped] Me: i can feel it.. Stockholm syndrome kidnapper: its been 10 minutes me: should we invite your brother to the wedding?"
"What do people do in Greece? Slip and slide around."
"One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: ""Darling that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"""
"""Tell me about yourself"" Well, I'm a Canadian- ""Oh yeah? Tell me a joke funnyman"""
"What's the second fastest thing in the world? > Your asshole pinching shut after dropping a deuce. What's *the* fastest thing in the world? > The ice-cold drop of water that gets in first."
"What do you call a Chinese Millionaire? Cha Ching"
"Do you want to celebrate!? It's the year of the cock."
"Satan's not all bad. He's an equal opportunity employer."