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Joke of the Day

"A lady happily tells her husband, holding a testpack result. ""Darling, I'm pregnant!"" Tears running the husband's eyes, he says ""Hi pregnant, I'm dad"""

"I saw a black man carrying a T.V. today I though that it looked like mine, but when I got home he was still shining my shoes"

"Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting."

"Surprise parties for Lindsey Lohan probably have that ""Intervention-y"" feeling at first."

"My girlfriend wasn't sure about trying anal at first But she quite liked it in the end"

"Boss made me put a nametag over my left bosom. I leaned over and said, ""Now, what shall we name the other one?"""

"Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !"

"what do you call an asian supply warehouse party? A surprise party!"

"I tried to teach my illiterate nymphomanic girlfriend the alphabet. But she only wanted the D. I'm testing this joke here before i try it on my critics of mates."

"I'm sick of my mate Adam. He walks round like he's gods gift to women."