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Joke of the Day
"A Mexican man has two penises. What did he name them? Jose and Hose B."
Next Joke
"Went to my first fight Club tonight, was so much fun, got there a bit late so I missed the first bit of induction. But wow was it fun! Anyone who is keen or wants to know more, hit me up for details!"
"What's the worst thing you can say to a Jewish bread delivery man? What's the challah cost?"
"The patient was about to die ""Well,"" said the doctor, ""He can wait."""
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."
"There was an unbelievably close finish in this years ""Shemale of the year"" contest. It was a Thai."
"Arrived home last night to find a man trying to steal my front gate. I didn't abuse him though, I thought he may take a fence."
"Genie: You have 3 wishes. I don't want to run into spiderwebs anymore. That's it.... I'm done. You can keep the other 2 wishes."
"I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision"
"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever"" !"