162009

Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the Chinese guy get any time off from work when he told them about his son's death? They didn't bereave him"

"Why was the little mountain dying? Because he was terminally hill."

"The car you buy should say something about you, and not just ramble on about itself like you're not even there."

"What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised? A boo-meringue"

"Son, it's finally the time for us to talk about sex -- But dad! -- No buts! That is all."

"Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities."

"ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about? Ooops... wrong sub."

"I guess anywhere they have that Zika virus... ...is a good place to go to get a little head."

"I uploaded a video about viruses on YouTube.. It went viral 8D"

"You are right, 27 is ""just a number"" but I'm looking for a man, not a boy. No offense. PS: Save my number... just in case I change my mind."