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Joke of the Day
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
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"What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money? Buys an intersection for a private business work."
"When does one play a corny game? You play it by ear."
"What do Asians do when they have an erection? They vote"
"Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions."
"They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination, which is good because I've no clue where I'm going."
"""Hi can I just have a single burger?"" I'm sorry, all of our burgers are in a relationship ""But that's not eve- Please show some respect"
"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar Salad"
"A white American told me I shouldn't call myself ""British"" because brown people aren't native to Britain. A white American White. American."
"How do you know it's time to clean up your room? When the wifi signal doesn't come through."