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Joke of the Day

"Fred came home from his first day at school. ""Nothing exciting happened"" he told his mother ""Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"""

"Pussy Don't worry you'll never get it."

"How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More guns."

"What does the Native American say to the male prostitute? Do I have permission Tecumseh?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?... It chickened out. (Sorry if repost) (Also, first post so be nice :) )"

"If you fall, I'll be there. --- the floor."

"What happens when a man of jewish descent runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose."

"Some think the economy is slowly recovering. Others think it's on the verge of collapse. I think about boobs mostly."

"You left a note on the fridge saying ""This isn't working. Goodbye"" but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it."

"How do porcupines have sex? Very..................... . carefully."