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Joke of the Day
"Me: come here often? Her: THIS IS MY BEDROOM IM CALLING THE COPS"
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"I prayed for snow on my wedding... No snow, but I did get 6 inches on my honeymoon."
"""Fuller House"" was billed on a misleading premise. There wasn't a single geodesic dome to be seen."
"I can never find my cars keys but I won't forget that time you checked out another woman at the mall four years ago."
"Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit afire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can't have yourkayak and heat it too."
"A man is in the doctor's office: ""Doctor, can I get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat?"" ""Well yes, but only if you sit down before the last guy gets up."""
"Isn't it annoying when you're having dinner with your in-laws and they don't exist because no one loves you enough to marry you?"
"A man and a boy are walking through a dark forest. The boy says to the man ""I'm scared."" The man says, ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"The problem with getting a BJ from a deaf chick They can still talk while they do it."
"What's the difference between Bono and Jesus? Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono."