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Joke of the Day

"Last year my ex and I dressed as opposing political parties for Halloween... best hate sex we ever had."

"What's the difference between a clit and the mini bar in a hotel? Most men can find the mini bar in less than 3 minutes."

"A man was walking in a graveyard when he spots another man crouching behind a tombstone ""Morning!"" he said The Other man replied:""No just taking a shit"""

"I feel sorry for the people who are supporting Hillary. Living without a brain must be difficult."

"Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke? It didn't make cents"

"How many court cases have been thrown out because the judge needs a unanimous decision & the jury is made up entirely of dentists"

"The IRA have been fighting for Irish reunification since the 70s. . . All they needed to do was vote for the Conservatives."

"There's always some truth behind: Just kidding, Knowledge behind: I don't know, Emotion behind: I don't care & Pain behind: It's okay."

"It was definitely Adam and Steve - what kind of straight man hangs out in a garden??"

"The Dutch have invented a continuously-airborne plane. It never lands."