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Joke of the Day

"Last year my ex and I dressed as opposing political parties for Halloween... best hate sex we ever had."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Hippies only screw in tents."

"You know how drinks always mention ""Please drink responsibly"" ? ... Well I want to start a beef jerky brand that mentions ""Please jerk responsibly"""

"League of Legends Joke Why do Jews suck at jungling? Because they always get executed at the first camp."

"Facebook: People trying to save the world one uneducated post at a time"

"Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too."

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause."

"You and I share a very special connection. *I'm parked outside your house using your Wi-fi."

"My mother-in-law's coming,,,,, I had to clear out half my closet so she has a place to hang upside down and sleep"

"It's called Facebook not Boobbook. So next time try to get your face in the picture too? K thanks."