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Joke of the Day

"I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar."

"The hands that help others in need are holier than the lips that pray."

"What happens when libertarians and honey badgers don't give a shit together? An ex-lax shortage"

"When I worked at a pickle factory, I stuck my penis inside of a pickle slicer... They ended up firing both of us."

"if a single teacher cant teach us all subjects,how is a student supposed to learn all the fucking subjects?"

"The world's largest info tech company has merged with a mobile accessories company, but refuses to share a name with them. And they're not even sorry about it. Nope, they're not Apple-Logitech."

"The inventor of knock knock jokes should win a no-bell prize."

"Have you heard about that new therapy they're using in Japan? Soy lattes up the rectum. It's supposed to have amazing health benefits. Enemame."

"Damn girl, are you sandpaper? Because I want you to rub my wood."

"How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today."