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Joke of the Day

"What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you."

"The pirate mechanic fixed my sexbot this morning. ""Thar, she blows."""

"Why Does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D-shells"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"Anyone want to hear a really Nepalling joke about an earthquake? Oh. Nvm..."

"Why did Obi Wan not kill Anakin when he had the chance? Because Anakin was ... unarmed."

"There are two kinds of people in this world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete statement,"

"I don't know what Germany's favorite letter is but I can definitely tell you it's... Not C."

"Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician? She plays the lyre really well."

"A Lawyer walks into a bar He tries his hardest, and passes the exam."