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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when Donald Trump rides a camel? A trump on a hump"
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"""IF YOU'RE HAVING KNITTING PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON--"" ""stop rapping, Grandma"" ""--I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND A STITCH AIN'T ONE"""
"Mommy what's an ""Act of God?"" Me: *Flashback to my CrossFit trainer* Well dear, an ""active god"" is in his mid-20s and has a smokin hot body"
"When I was 15, my dad found my stash of porn magazines. To teach me a lesson, he sat there and made me masturbate to every one."
"Did anyone see Bob Costas' double pink eye while watching the Olympics? I heard he got it from Putin."
"Nan, what is death? Nan? NAN? .."
"Weed strin humor At the dispensary there is a strain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile. #LegalWeedJokes"
"I ought to start doing more with my weekends than just sit at home drinking beer, jacking off to porno mags and playing minesweeper. I do enough of those things at work."
"tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i've lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it"
"Why is it that the winner of the Miss Universe contest always comes from earth?"