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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when Donald Trump rides a camel? A trump on a hump"
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"We've got an aviary at home, Sadly one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80's music. Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark"
"Drug mules carry cannabis up their asses. That shit is dope."
"What is a terrorists favourite food? Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter."
"Wait...the ""S"" in ASAP doesn't stand for ""Slowly?"" Shit. This has cost me 27, maybe 28 jobs."
"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"Did you hear about the terrorist who was sent to blow up a car? Well, he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe."
"Why don't ants go to church? Because they are insects."
"Did you hear about the time Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
"Made a weird face in the mirror this morning and I looked like Ted Cruz. This is my suicide note."