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Joke of the Day

"I'm getting mixed signals from this girl first she is like ""sorry I'm married"" then it's ""leave me alone I'm married"" I mean which is it"

"Parkinson's Disease was named after its discoverer, Dr. Timothy Disease."

"A context joke Have you ever noticed that when you say, ""I hope you're hungry"" in a place like America it's nice. But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke."

"Before listening to your opinions on current events, I'm going to first need to check your DVR recordings for reality TV dating shows."

"If love is blind why is Lingerie so popular?"

"If fire hydrants have H2O inside them, what do they have outside? K9P"

"My drivers license says I'm an organ donor, but jokes on them because I own a piano."

"Relationship status: My neighbour/girlfriend was kidnapped but she's ok now, I was caught."

"I just watched the girl next to me google ""lack toast and tolerant symptoms"" Symptoms: you have no toast but it's totally tolerable."

"FRIEND: Try to relate to her. (Later on Date) ME: *nervously* Can I be your cousin?"