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Joke of the Day

"My doctor encouraged me to masturbate more often Well, he actually said I could have a stroke any time."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar.. ."

"[third date] Her: please quit calling me Jenny Me: oh my apologies Jennifer Her: my name is Amanda"

"Kryptonite They call my dick Kryptonite, Because not even Superman can handle it. Boom!"

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up."

"Did you hear about the stationary store? It moved."

"What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS"

"A German man was hitting on my sister-in-law... I told her ""He wants to put his wiener in your schnitzel."" She replied ""Not happening, I guess he'll be stroganoff."""

"Knock Knock Kid: knock knock Dad: Who's there? Kid: Hatch Dad: Hatch who? Kid: Bless You."

"Then a white guy laughed at his own joke with an intensity that hinted at a darkness within."