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Joke of the Day

"What did Donald Trump say to Obama at the White House? You're fired!"

"joke of the day Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. -"

"Her:How long before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"" Dr.:No one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

"LPT: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain,and that's where shitty ideas come from."

"Apparently they're making a porno opera based on the music of Muse They're calling it 'Supermassive Black Hole'"

"How does any girl have less than 90 thousand Instagram followers?"

"How many Redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, they'll just compliment it a lot and then complain because it won't screw."

"I don't talk about it a lot but I've been to outer space many times."

"Eat food with the fridge open in front of the other food to establish dominance as well as prepare for the next feeding."

"Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove"