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Joke of the Day

"Man: a pack of condoms please. Cashier: would you like a paper bag? Man: no thanks, she's pretty good looking."

"What does priest stand for Paedophile representative in every small town"

"It's dumb for me to spend money on porn or sex... ... that's a lot of money wasted on 3 and a half minutes."

"What do they call Independence Day in France? A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy [Bastille Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastille_Day)!)"

"I'm a hard core Trekkie except instead of Star Trek, alcohol."

"I'd like to see a world without plagiarism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

"I bring Mayweather with me when I work at customer service... Because he's great at avoiding fights."

"Man should not be judged by the color of his skin, but rather by the first song that comes on his iPod when you put it on shuffle."

"what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? you can't milk a cow for 14 years"

"These boots. Were made. For Walken."