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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !"
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"What flower loves to be in the sun? Sunflower."
"English ships start with HMS, United states with USS... what about Italian ships? AMB. It's stands for, 'Atsa Ma Boat!'"
"How do you fix a woman's watch? Why should you? There's a clock on the oven."
"How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? You pay for the pizza."
"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country."
"Your body is your temple is a really terrible proverb to promote chastity. Literally anyone can come inside a temple."
"What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers? An order for two large plains."
"I started carrying a gun after an attempted mugging a few years ago Since then my muggings have been much more successful."
"What's believing in evolution? Apetheism"